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If any man tells you he loves China,
yet hates labor, he is a liar.
If any man tells you he trusts China,
Labor Day Funny Quotes to earn your laughter:
"When people ask me, 'Why can't labor organize the way it did in the thirties?' the answer is simple: everything we did then is now illegal."
Thomas Geoghegan
"Work is less boring than amusing yourself."
Roger W. Hancock
"The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself."
H.L. Mencken
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves."
Lane Kirkland
"Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor."
John Ciardi
Here are the best Labor Day jokes that could had been ever heard:
1. Here is one more funny joke full of sarcasm:
Monday is Labor Day, and I understand that Paris Hilton is dumping some of her boyfriends this weekend. Paris knows the rule – you can't sleep with whites after Labor Day.
2. A little 8-year-old girl asks her father.
- Is Aunty Diane having her baby today?
- Why did you think she is about to give birth?
- Because you said today was Labor Day!
What a wonderful play of words! Yeah!
3. This is the story that shows the truth of our attitude towards work:
- What do you usually do on Labor Day?
- As little as possible, just like every day!
4. And here is one more story of this type:
- Did you hear the one about Labor Day?
- It works for me!
5. A brother asked his little sister if she knew why all the children get out of school for Labor Day? The little girl was very enthusiastic to say: "It is a time when all the mommies of the world go into labor".
yet hates labor, he is a liar.
If any man tells you he trusts China,
yet fears labor, he is a fool.
Have a pleasant and Boss-Free Labor Day 2013! - NiceNIC
Labor Day Funny Quotes to earn your laughter:
"When people ask me, 'Why can't labor organize the way it did in the thirties?' the answer is simple: everything we did then is now illegal."
Thomas Geoghegan
"Work is less boring than amusing yourself."
Roger W. Hancock
"The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself."
H.L. Mencken
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves."
Lane Kirkland
"Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor."
John Ciardi
Here are the best Labor Day jokes that could had been ever heard:
1. Here is one more funny joke full of sarcasm:
Monday is Labor Day, and I understand that Paris Hilton is dumping some of her boyfriends this weekend. Paris knows the rule – you can't sleep with whites after Labor Day.
2. A little 8-year-old girl asks her father.
- Is Aunty Diane having her baby today?
- Why did you think she is about to give birth?
- Because you said today was Labor Day!
What a wonderful play of words! Yeah!
3. This is the story that shows the truth of our attitude towards work:
- What do you usually do on Labor Day?
- As little as possible, just like every day!
4. And here is one more story of this type:
- Did you hear the one about Labor Day?
- It works for me!
5. A brother asked his little sister if she knew why all the children get out of school for Labor Day? The little girl was very enthusiastic to say: "It is a time when all the mommies of the world go into labor".
That's it! Children know more than the grown-ups do!
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