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Timp:2014-10-31 14:24:37 Autor: yenhoo 
Bill: Why did the policeman ticket the ghost?
McKenzie: Why?
Bill: It didn’t have a haunting license.
Max: What would you find on a haunted beach?
Sam: I'm stumped.
Max: A sand-witch!
Chris: What’s worse than being a five-ton witch?
Jill: No clue. Hit me with it.
Chris: Being her broom!
Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
Philip: I don’t know.
Jake: Because they were trans-parents!
Brandon: Which ghost is the best dancer?
Nolan: I don’t know.
Brandon: The Boogie Man!
Jerry: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
Woody: Why?
Jerry: It raises their spirits.
Joshua: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Belia: What?
Joshua: Bamboo.
Tim: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Tom: What?
Tim: Booberry pie.
Tom: What’s a ghost’s favorite room?
Jerry: I dunno.
Tom: The living room!
Aidan: What is a ghost’s favorite Cub Scout event?
Taylor: What?
Aidan: Boo and Gold.
Aidan: What is a witch’s favorite Cub Scout event?
Taylor: I give up.
Aidan: Brew and Gold.
Aidan: What is a werewolf’s favorite Cub Scout event?
Taylor: What?
Aidan: Pack meetings, of course!
Jess: Why don’t ghosts like rain?
Thomas: Why?
Jess: It dampens their spirits!
Race: What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?
Nathan: What is it?
Race: Monster-ella!
Joker: Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks?
Harvey: I have no clue.
Joker: She heard he grew another foot!
Bill: What can you say about a horrible mummy joke?
Bob: What?
Bill: It Sphinx!
Gracie: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Selena: Why?
Gracie: Because they have bat breath.
Tim: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Tom: What?
Tim: Lots of blood tests!
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